Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

and death is all to much, they call me by name, you see, for my special touch. to the gentlemen im Ms. Forturne, to ladies im Sir.Prize. But call me by any name, ANYWAY ITS ALL THE SAME... im the fly in your soup, im the pebble in your shoe, im the pea under your bed, im a bump on every head, im the peel which you slip, im a pin in every hip, im the thorn in your side, make you wriggle and writhe, AND ITS SO EASY WHEN YOUR EVIL. This is the life, you see, the evil tips his hat to me. I do it all because im evil. And i do it all for FREE. Your tears are all the pay ill ever need... while there's children to be sad, where there's candy to be had, whiles there's pockets left to pick , while there's granny's left to trip down the stairs, I'll be there,I'll be waiting around the corner, its a game im glad im in it, 'cause there's one born evry minute. And its so easy when your evil. this is the life, you see, the devil tips his hat to me. I do it all because im evil. and i do it all for free,your tears are all the pay ill ever need. I pledge, my allegence, to all things dark and dire and i promise by my damned soul to do as i am told. Lord Beelzibub has never seen a soldier quite like me. Not only does his job, but does it happily. Im the fear that keep's you awake, im the shadows on the wall, im the monsters they become, im the nightmere in your skull, im a dagger in your back, an extra turn upon the rack im the wimpering of your heart, a stabbing pain a sudden start. And its so easy when your evil, this is the life you see the devil tips his hat to me, i do it all because im evil, and i do it all for free. your tears are all the pay ill ever need...and i do it all for free. your tears are all the pay ill ever need...... it gets so lonely, being evil, what id do to see a smile, even for a little while, and noone loves you when your evil... I GRIND THROUGH MY TEETH YOUR TEARS ARE ALL THE COMPANY ILL EVER NEED

When your evil.
by Voltaire.